More fun limericks!

A girl from Texas was packing
But paused, as her cat was attacking
Boxes and tape, so she had to escape
And prove her poetry skills were not lacking. ;)

-Tatiana



There once was an artist named Luna.
She made jewelry all day to buy tuna.
She once made a ring
So bright and round with bling,
That she thought she'd made the Moon-ah!

~Roy

Thank you!!

Keep those limericks coming!!

One more limerick for today....

I can SO relate to this limerick.  From another artist and friend.

there once was a girl from hamtramck,
she had lots of things in her attic,
when push came to shove,
she looked up above,
shook her hands at the doves,
and tried not to panic

~Claire

Remember to write your limerick!  

This ring could be yours for 40% less moolah!  All you have to do is write a limerick!!

Limerick, Limerick, Limerick!!

Ok, so the title lies.  There are only 2 more limericks.

This one from my beautiful friend Jamie!

The beautiful work
By this beautiful soul
Will make the right jewel
Sparkle just right on your toe...


and my other beautiful friend Tammy (actually the first limerick of the year)

Let me start it out
No comment drought
Don't want you to pout
I wanna hear you shout
That is what this is all about!
(....If you're sick, I hope it's not gout!)

Another LIMERICK

This one makes me a little sad...  My good friend Lisa who got all of her lunasa designs jewelry stolen (among other things).  Makes for a good limerick though!  (gotta see the positive, right?)

There once was a girl from Burque,
whose house got broken into by a jerky.
He cleaned out her jewelry,
and musical instruments
but it could all be bought back with some workey.

Lunasa Designs

First LIMERICKS of this new year (for me)!!

Three limericks from the lovely Season (one of my very favorite customers/friend):

There once was a girl with a wish
to build campfires and cook lots of fish.
She would sleep in a tent, save a mint with no rent
and read books about Lillian Gish.

~

In a kingdom (I made up) called Rudy
lived a king who proclaimed no more beauty.
No pendants, no rings (which he deemed selfish
things). When he died, people cheered and wore rubies.

~

A woman immersed in desire
Dreamed of carnivals and gypsies and fire.
She fled late one night when the music was right,
changed her name from Deanne to Sweet Lyre.

I haven't written on my blog in forever but....

Well, I kind of lost all of my sign in information.  Yikes.  It's been a year already!?  How did that happen?  Good thing I figured out how to sign in and post because....  drumroll please....
8 days of limericks starts NOW! This 7th annual celebration of limericks marks my 8 year anniversary of selling on Etsy, 14 years of Lunasa Designs Jewelry, the Irish festival of Lunasa, AND my 40th (gulp) birthday. Make those limericks EXTRA good on August 8th (my birthday)!! I'll need all the laughter I can get.
This year will basically be the same as last year but with a BIG discount.  To mark my 40 years of being awesome, I'm giving a 40% off coupon to anyone that writes a limerick.  HUGE discount! 
Post your original (written by you) limericks on my facebook page, on twitter (@LunasaDesigns), send them to me in a convo on Etsy or to my email address... Or post them here in the comments.  Basically, any way you can find me.
You only get one coupon code BUT for every limerick you write you get your name put in a hat and at the end of the celebration (my Etsy anniversary on the 9th) I will pull 3 names from the hat and give YOU gifts!! Sound good?! good. Now go write those limericks! and find me! and show me the limericks. You have 8 days....

The picture lies....  you have until August 9th