Wow! Sorry for the delay! I've been a little sick. My son has been a little sick.... Amazing how a few days of "time off" can put me back a couple of weeks!
So.... Here they are.... (drumroll please) The last of the limericks. I will (finally) be pulling names from a hat later today. Don't forget to use your limerick coupon (if you wrote a limerick) it was supposed to expire on the 16th (tomorrow) but I'm going to extend it until the 20th.
ENJOY!
The mother who lived in the shoe
Must have wanted an hour or two
To just read magazines
And to lounge like the queens
But to rest would result in a coup
~Megan
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There was once a lady named Cara
Who yearned (like a burn with no aloe vera)
To fill her fingers with rings
That would make her heart sing!
(Even if tears of joy will ruin her mascara.)
"modern-day Gollum"
There was once a stranger on the Interweb
(just a nobody - certainly not a celeb)
But she wanted pretty rings
Oh, how they tugged at her heart strings
Her insatiable desire for shiny things shall not ebb.
~Caraleigh
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and these 3 are from my good friends Emily and Tim (sorry guys, I had to leave the "x-rated" one out) Although you still seem to have plenty about squirts and spurts.... ;o)
2. I picked up my speed in a spurt
And ran and ran til it hurt
got weak in the knees
and let out a sneeze
but ended up having the squirts
3. I have a best friend named Tim
Who should move to Denver on a whim
I could see him daily
And we'd play so gayly
But sadly the prospect looks dim
4. There once was a wee little bird
Who stepped in an animal turd
I shouted alerts
Of my dog's anal spurts
But my warnings that bird never heard
~Emily & Tim
And there you go!! Last of the limericks (*sniff * sniff *) It's been fun! I'll post the winners of the giveaway here and on my facebook page - so be sure to come back tonight or tomorrow morning! If I happened to miss any limericks, please, please let me know so I can post them!
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